British, Central, FUN
English Humor included
We don’t subject you to a load of blah-blah-blah, as we believe that life has better things to offer than the decoding of hotel marketing texts. We also don’t provide you with fabulous reasons as to why something is missing or sing our own praises in a gushing manner in explaining why having an iron in your room is a good reason to stay with us. We only list those things that we actually have to offer – and anything we don’t list simply isn’t available (sorry!). This is exactly how we work at The Bristol in Bern. Straight and honest, but also extremely charming and humorous. Humour – and especially the British take on it – is our recipe for lifting you out of the gloom of the grey foggy weather of everyday life. With us, you will not only be able to recuperate physically, but also mentally. Jokes and humour make up our wellness packages for the mind. Meaning that after a lengthy meeting or day at a trade fair you can quickly wind down and recharge your batteries (and even add the odd sharp-tongued comment to your repertoire) before your next long day of business. You therefore shouldn’t be surprised if upon leaving The Bristol you find yourself with a song on your lips – “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life!”.